The one with the tea

SUMMERTIME, ENGLISH TIME:

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

„Do you like Earl Grey?“

„No, not my cup of tea!“

The one with the living room

FINALLY WIEDER THERE… NAJA.

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

An expression for starting to decorate your living room with the couch?

„Sofa, so good!“

(Marky Mark and the funky Mouse.)

The one with the line

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

_____________________

Well, somewhere you have to draw the line.

The one with the meat

Our pain in the ass category:

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

Carnivore party:

„Pie, meet Loaf! Loaf, meet pie!“

The One with New Orleans

Which british band is not allowed to play in New Orleans?

„Katrina and the Waves“

(Mark the quote!)

The one with the business-man

7th Door

For all our geeky STAR WARS Fans:

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

An expression for an aggressive business-man?

„Tie-Fighter“

(Mark my words!)

The one with the bird

Guess what! It’s English time again!

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

Modern asian proverb:

Early bird catches the flu.

The one with the monk

Endlich wieder da:

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

What is an excommunicated monk?

„Out of order“

(To see the answer, please mark the quoted text)

The one with the dishes

Heute mal ohne Anlaß:

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

How do you call someone who paralyses dishes with authorisation?

„Licence plate number“

(Für die Antwort Zitat mit der Maus markieren)

The one with the hip event

Aus Anlaß des heutigen Geburtstags von Tony Blair, Ex-Premierminister von Großbritannien:

THE JOKEJAR SPEAKS ENGLISH!

At which hip event do the contestants throw at each other with chicken parts?

„Poultry Slam„